Three Bats too beautiful to die, too wild to live

rneerkat:

“i bet you cant name two structures that can hold water!” “well, dam”

(Source: rneerkat, via fake-mermaid)

jetbag:

me: im going to fucking stab you

straight white boy: haha then what? ;) 

(via fake-mermaid)

kinda mad that i cant breathe underwater

(via armadillo)