Three Bats too beautiful to die, too wild to live

happiest:

swear it takes like 2 days to put on weight and 20 years to lose it

(via armadillo)

hi:

*picks u up for prom in heelys*

(via fake-mermaid)

childservices:

horoscope app: today u gonna #stunt on these hoes
me: damn….das tru

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mareeps:

still not sure what exactly math is

(Source: neptunain, via fake-mermaid)

officialprincewilliam:

names are so weird it’s like what noise should i make to get your attention

(via armadillo)